You should have seen what it looked like when this trophy exploded all over its owner.

Jerramy Stevens LOVES this one.

The burning of a ballot, god damn I love the smell.

I also nominate:

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

• Don’t get so drunk/high that you ruin someone else’s experience

I couldn’t disagree with this more. Playoff hockey is extremely unpleasant when I’m watching my own team—it’s a near-constant heart attack. From a pure enjoyment perspective, I’d much rather watch neutral teams. I can enjoy the actual game more, even if I’m not as invested in the outcome.

As long as she doesn’t let him walk home alone from the playground. Now THAT will get you in trouble with child services.

Presenting the youngest member in Deadspin Hall of Fame history...

She’s doing a horrible job raising that boy. The proper response would have been to yell “World Star!” then enter the fight.

Sorry if I see two ladies fighting I am not trying to stop them. They clearly said in the video multiple times security has been called and the police are in the way. There is no way in hell I am interjecting myself into that mess.

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Implying that slaves were lazy, wow racist

That’s because Yankees is plural. I don’t think Barcelona is but “are” would be correct if they were talking about Barcelonans (I don’t know what the people of Barcelona are called). Also it doesn’t matter.

it’s really hard to see Love being ready for game one of the second round with this kind of injury.

I love the director commentary when he says he showed the movie to his mum, sister, and niece (?) and when Timothy Dalton appeared they all swooned!

The horse’s name is Friday

It’s 11 for me, but I go 110%

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.