HOPE SOLO: Don't you know who I am?

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

Nice digging Deadspin, I see you finally got the footage of the practice Kobe was bitching about earlier in the week.

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

Let me be the first one to call bullshit. I don't care how much he might insist to the contrary; at no point in this game did the Lions 'play football'.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

she feels confident, as the Lakers have proven to miss their money shots.

Her dignity.

Secret Service Agent 1: I'm only going to ask you one more time. Are you working with anyone else?
Secret Service Agent 2: ANSWER him, you slippery son of a bitch!
Secret Service Agent 1: Are you working with anyone else? Anyone else? Yes or no?
Seal: [Leans forward]
Seal: [Coughs]
Seal: [Claps twice]
Secret Service Agent…

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

That's a good doggy.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to ESPN

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.