You know it must be because Strahan laughed and you know he's heard every gap-toothed joke there is.

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of hearing, "Why do I have to learn [algebra/geometry/trigonometry/calculus]? I'll never use it in the real world."

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

Just out of curiosity, how is answering the question "what is it like having a gay teammate" more distracting than answering the question "so, how do you think [rookie x] is going to fit into the receiving corps"?

I guess it wouldn't be a Grand Old Party if they didn't burn a black guy in the south.

To give FIFA credit, there's a significant lack of Pitbull on that list.

OH MY GOD! THAT'S ARGENTINA'S MUSIC! ARGENTINA IS IN THE BUILDING TONIGHT!!!!!!!

I generally root for the Dutch, but Jesus Christ Robben was flopping around the pitch like a fish out of water yesterday. There was one in the first half where he was legitimately taken down and the ref missed it. Then there were at least three outright, unquestionable dives after that, before the final…

It's a tough road. Only two others have been born with that condition, and one's dead. Let's just hope he can make the Jump Jump to the NBA smoothly.

Can't blame him. I mean, it IS really hard to resist Italian subs.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

That's twice this week he's had serious troubles driving.

To be fair, the three whitest things in the world are:
1. That Papa John's commercial with Peyton Manning
2. Trying to justify racism
3. Omaha, Nebraska

Things got even more awkward when police tried to read her rights and she vehemently insisted she "could probably" do it herself as long as she was "allowed to sound out the big ones."

If she got a paycheck for $666 would she turn it down?

Where they got the Picasso.