A casual reminder that we have labels warning people to not ingest bleach. People are dumb

You read the fine print.

The faux “concern” over the ID.4's claimed 8.4s 0-60 was absurd. Some Internet commenters were like “It’s dangerously slow.”

I guess we should see a lot of accident from Europe, where most cars have a tiny little engine compared to north america. The land where you can get a Focus with 90hp and a 12 seconds 0-60. I mean, the amount of crash should be horrendous, don’t you think ? 

So you want your dumb drivers behind the wheels of faster, more powerful cars? That’s, well... kinda dumb.

The frustrating part here is that if the Suez Canal gave some smaller ships a chance, I think it would find them just as/if not more satisfying.

“But claiming a car like this is dangerously slow simply says more about the people claiming this than what it says about the car. It simply means they cannot drive. “

A Toyota.... cheep base price... safe to drive...has room...no acceleration... would not be bad to put a High school student in as they are learning to drive.

I know driving in the US has gone to shit over the past year and a half, but the last time I checked most people aren’t doing full throttle runs. How long does this car take to get to 60mph? 9 seconds? Seems perfectly acceptable.

Exactly. If people complain that a car is:

Of course it’s not a crossover. Most crossovers aren’t really crossovers. Like the Corolla Cross, most are just station wagons with high ground clearance and extra trim.

This trend of offering cars in no colors that aren’t grayscale needs to stop.

IMO, sports cars should be exempt from the EV push in general. The electric BRZs and Miatas will be fun, but they won’t have the charm of manual ICE vehicles.

Jalopnik: “Ban cars to save the planet!”
Also Jalopnik: “Buy some cheap Chinese garbage, pollute the planet!”

Changli built an Ultima.

Guy dropped his phone under the bed and got inspired. “If it holds up a mattress, it must be able to keep a car together!”

That was the holy grail of bad door design and production and now you’ve ruined it. 

**laughs in 1979 Delta 88 coupe**

I’m guessing it involves a lot of ‘direct action’....

The rears are a dually setup, only adding to the massive girth of the thing.