“Pokemon Go? More Like Pokemon Get The Fuck Off My Lawn And Take Your Hippity Hop Music With You”
-Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Plot twist: ‘Decline Free Offer’ still upgrades you, but charges you the $119.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

WORRRRRRRRRRRRD, BITCH, PHANTOMS LIKE A MUTHAFUCKAH!

He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

I’ve been to Comic Con the past six years and last year officially killed exclusives for me. I really wanted the First Order Stormtrooper and the limited LEGO sets and they basically make you line up at a ballroom upstairs early in the morning so you can get a ticket to line up at the actual line later that day. So…

I honestly had no idea this guy existed.

Maybe it’s psychological advertising, because the visual feels like it looks better in comparison to the crap you’re hearing at the same time?

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Grandpa is on the computer again!

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

Deadspin, earlier this year:

Yes, because you should always take information and video presented on a blog at face value, with no further investigation whatsoever. Idiots like you are why Fox News exists.

Have you ever tried to get a teenager to do what they don’t want to do? I mean, let’s not get all SJW on this story right away because teenagers can be the biggest pains in the ass on the planet.

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

I do not care if the cast is all women.

The link up top takes you to the right spot; searching on my phone prior to using the link didn’t find anything.

COMPUTER ON!
PORNOGRAPHY!