“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

the ‘TIE’ in TIE fighter stands for “Twin Ion Engine”. That design has between 1 and 5 engines, I can’t really tell. Therefore it cannot be a TIE fighter.

will we get the fire guy from fantastic 4 fight the other fire guy from fantastic 4?

Why cares? They’re Nazis.

Had to be doing that on purpose. Jiff is already spelt Jiff Mr. Rogers!

Agreed. The concept of a soft ‘g’ is an abomination.

ugh, i know. these Peanut Butter Proclaimers are grating to my ears every time.

Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

I worked for a CJDR dealer for about a year as both a salesman and a lot porter, and yeah, I can confirm that if you love cars, be a lot porter, not a salesman. I got to drive some cool stuff as a lot porter (Alfa 4c’s, Hellcats, Porsches, etc.) It’s not exactly a lucrative position though.

Because it sucks.

Translation: It’s for people who love money, not people who love cars.

Honestly if you’re a fan of the original trilogy, you have to skip this. It’s just going to make you sad and angry. If you DIDN’T play the original trilogy, and for some reason don’t want to play it, then yeah Andromeda is fine.

Honestly if you’re a fan of the original trilogy, you have to skip this. It’s just going to make you sad and angry.…

PLEASE REMOVE YOUR COMICS FROM YOUR CHECKED BAGS *

Great, now the Gamestop employees will be aggressively trying to sell me used credit cards.

Oh I think Hannity understands calling things black alright.

Its space magic. JJ aint gotta explain shit.

While you are following this could I interest you in a pre-order?

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.