Captain Chow Yun-Fat and Major Wan Ton had too be discharged from the Chinese army. They got too big for their bridges.

Look who it is it's Chow Yun-Fat.

OMG, it's Wan Ton how's that fat bastard doing.

Tell that bitch too be cool.

Didn't you know his mother was Natalie Wood and apparently she is the only wood I know that can't float on water.

Do you know why they call it the royal with cheese?

I FUCKEN DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY PLOW ONE MORE TIME

"PLOW FASTER MOTHERFUCKER".

Some people will never get it and it's sad because operating a vehicle is not that hard. It's probably the same people who would fuck up making a cup of coffee on a Keurig machine.

It's "Shit in your cereal" no product placement needed.

At least he gets paid for what he's doing, unlike the guy above who has a talent that does not earn him any money just fleeting fame.

I want too see if their are enough of us too get the Monte into production. So far the dragon and tron are close, can we get 15k votes by Tuesday night too pull it off.

Just because you can paint a wall faster and better than anybody else, does not mean you have the skills too build an entire house.

I know exactly what my last words would be.

I will eat one of these before I eat at one of those pizza chains. It's only three ingredients, yet for some reason people screw this up.

And let's not forget full medical coverage even when they retire.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Your too kind, I was thinking sexualy assaulted with a broken beer bottle in front all the people he loves. That's just me I am that guy who takes it one step further.

They can outline it in white. :D

What a pussy, my grandmother has taken bigger falls than that and every time she just gets up and dusts herself off and keeps it moving.