“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”

Some of you won’t believe it, but yes, a Morgan did go to GT3.

Chrysler plans to completely phase out the carburetor out by 2018.

Oh good, you’ve restored my faith in the prevalence of Jalops in the wild. And I can see that this sort of attention would be far less exhausting than the Ferrari type.

“I’ve decided it’s finally time to explain exactly why I’ve come to like this car so much.”

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

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Nah. It looks damn good from behind. I was trying to highlight how wide this thing’s ass was. It’s like J-Lo. Especially when you’re pulling into your garage.

“Suspension bushings will wear out whether you hit pot holes or not.”

I’ll allow any system that actually uses pipes, not speakers.

Did anyone say piped-in engine noises yet?

Insanely high beltlines. All of the decades in advancement of safety, and this is what they come up with? I mean sure, more metal, more passive safety and all that jazz...But then you’re like driving around a bunker that you can’t see out of. So it’s like one step forward, two steps back.

Well, I mean, yeah, I would assume that you would look down at the shifter with a gated manual to know what gear you’re in. With a non-gated manual you can’t do that, so I don’t really know how you’d know what gear you’re in. To clarify: I’ve never driven a manual and have never been a passenger in a car with a manual…

I've seen the 4C at a couple of auto shows, but I saw one for the first time out driving on the roads yesterday. Changed my perception of the car completely. Looks much wider than I expected, and in white, it really looked beautiful. Still doesn't fit my personal preferences when it comes to drivetrain (not that it…

Stripped head on the screw to save weight, too? Those Italians think of everything!

And I kept olives in my locker in high school.

Sea level: It really does mean what you think it means.

I assume because it adds a bit of a humorous setup to the “but we wanted the tour of the factory!” line. Turns it into a punchline, making it a nicer story than just “look how dumb these idiots were” :)

It all depends on who you’re doing it for.

You tend to just “get the job done” in that mode as well. You start cutting corners and making compromises and they usually turn out messy.