They put him on a battery tender.

I'm sure he must be stored in a vat of mayonnaise to keep him preserved.

What happens to the Stig? Do they just put him in a warehouse or something?

[james may voice] CLARKSON!

2015 minus 1987 factorial? Equals 30?

Goddamnit Doug

Some of us just really enjoy having a manual.

Ford GT

I'm sorry Piers, but erasing all memories of your interactions doesn't mean you've never met him.

Shoot, should have referenced my employee handbook. Indeed, that is listed as a "bad touch".

I would bet you a very large sum of money that the contract under which Clarkson sold his stake in the show to the BBC explicitly prohibits him from going out and starting another car TV show for at least a number of years.

Tweeting won't work. You'll have to write to them at "I make a better presenter on Top Gear, Channel 4 Television, 124 Horseferry Road, London SW1".

Can't be true. The Stig is silent. The Tiffster can't get half-way through a lap without making noises like "ohhh wohpwohpwohp".

Pretty sure he meant to do that. It's bad internet meme joke stuff or whatever. Typical "People who actually say this are dumb but if I say it and know that it's dumb, it becomes funny!" which it can be until you see it in all the things, all the time.

Yeah, that's a good way to tell if you're near them when hunting. You get into the woods before they come down from roost and when they do come down you can hear the "whoosh" of their wings flapping.

If you were to lose traction with them, would it be called an electric slide?

Do you love adding rules and consequences to your life? Do you feel inadequate in your Avalon when you deserve a Lexus? Do you like losing money more than you hate being seen in a Toyota?

They were both standing, staring off into the distance right in our direction, but made no move to answer the drive-thru window