Reminded me of PJ O'Rourke on pickups.

Right. IT SAYS RIGHT!!!

Could have giant transmission coolers and diff coolers that need the air.

No Desmosedici, no deal.

The "it's not racing" theme should have been repeated 17-18 more times.

It's also good to check your ego before you get there if needed. Sign up for novice if you are a novice; classes are by driver skill, not model of car. Give points to faster cars, no matter what they are.

They aren't just for cars too. Motorcycles have track days as well. A great opportunity to learn about yourself and your bike on a track. Motorcycle track days often have open passing as standard with the rider behind being responsible for a safe pass. With the performance of modern superbikes it's a lot faster…

8 missiles at your disposal. And refills every hour. Attack bonuses pile up the longer you're in first so that when someone passes you, you just shoot'm. Or that's what I think is the most powerful weapon in an RPG should be.

Convenient.

One day after Stef's "enough with the retro race liveries already" Blackflag post.

Dingle dongle blorp hinga dinga.........

This, the exhaust, I see you in there.

Fake vents and scoops.

This is a close approximation of the design of the hat.

You should wear it to Porsche meets. I'm sure they'd love it.

And anyway, it's the thought that counts. At least they tried.

"The FIA doesn't allow the front wheels to be powered by a hybrid system at speeds lower than 120 KPH, but we expect Nissan will take full advantage of this."

This rule was last in effect in 2013 and was the reason Toyota from 2 years ago, with the TS030, had it's KERS motor on the rear axle. Audi kept it at the front…

Oh you think you're so frugal with your front wheel drive car. Well try driving a Voisin Biscooter with its 9 hp single cylinder two-stroke sending power to only the right front wheel.

Very impressive.

On Lap 1 yeah. I actually grabbed 1st when I was trying to grab 3rd. These Pinto motors are pretty stout though and are non interference motors, so beside floating the valves there was zero damage and ran as strong as normal for the rest of the season.