This was my thought as well. Four doors, or maybe just four seats. A 2+2 Lambo GT car?

DAMMIT BOB!

I'll happily admit it: I too would be laughing and giggling like a schoolgirl, had I been in their shoes when this happened.

Anything that says "elf" on the side looks REALLY WEIRD to me when it only has a single set of front wheels.

God that upside down date center screen is annoying.

I always end fortune cookies with "...in bed." Works almost every time.

He is, after all, wearing a purple shirt. He ran out of fucks quite some time ago.

Guy in purple shirt = zero fucks given.

Slamming on both brakes is a great way to lose control. Agree with everything else.

That Blind Spot Monitor will help with this. (0:54. Ha ha)

" A woman carrying a chicken in a bamboo(?) crate got loose on the bus and flew around shitting on and pecking at everyone for about 10 minutes before it was finally captured."

Damn. That woman sounds crazy / demonic! What was the chicken doing this whole time?

A woman carrying a chicken in a bamboo(?) crate got loose on the bus and flew around shitting on and pecking at everyone for about 10 minutes before it was finally captured.

Just hypothetically, the diamond could have been on the track, right? Then if one of the incredibly sticky F1 tires were to have run over it, could it not have briefly embedded into the tire... only to be flung an incredible distance by the force?

On tonight's program; I make a chair, Richard points at a thing and Doug safely and uneventfully drives a van.

People who are not upside down?

A coworker bought a C7 Corvette. It. Is. Fucking. Gorgeous.

Get ready for sales to get a lot worse. $79K

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Hope the pilot punched out and is ok.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.