They're being dropped into water. Fish have +10 water immunity on all standard scoring sheets.

I have invited the folks from Autocar — hopefully Steve Sutcliffe himself — to come to Jalopnik and chat with us about this.

All hail the arbiter of all things Porsche!

Clearly this is the best looking plane ever. Especially considering how radical it looked when it was made

They look like wagon wheels from Oregon Trail. That said, a mid-race dysentery outbreak would make things interesting alongside the new "covered wagon" aero package. Also, the drivers must get out and hunt for their own fuel every 2 laps, and even if they find 100 gallons, they can only carry 2.5 gallons back to…

Yes, that would have been a "very violent" impact at ~5 mph into the jersey barrier...?

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So ... you were Un-United on United then.

The story may have missed some of the details, but the offender was being aggressive as well as an asshole. I certainly felt like tearing the radio out was overkill when reading the story though.

Otto did it.

Octagon = UFC. LETS GET IT ON!!!

My last paycheck was $11,500 working only 5 days a mon ....

Would have been 10 seconds quicker, but some guy named Bob drove his Polo right out into the middle of the goddamned track to take a video.

In 1911, just five years after the Wright Brothers, Calbraith Perry Rodgers became the first person to take a plane across the US. He crashed 16 times during the trip.

Why didn't anybody tell me an F1 was going to be at mid-ohio. I live 40 mins from there. I would have loved to hear that bmw engine scream.

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He doesn't consider aero, so we know he doesn't even lift.