Subaru tracks....

Not to sound sexist (and unless this is cross-posted to Jez I think I can get away with it) but that guy's wife must have his nuts in a sling.

Even though it wasn't really a Jalopnik story, #4, the plane pooping story made me laugh more than any other thing I read this year.

I'm so glad to see #4 on there. I cried reading that story!

I turn around after using the mirrors more often than not. Why? Because the mirrors on most of my cars have a pretty big blind spot, and most idiot drivers like to hang out right there...Also, I often find myself merging into a lane someone from two lanes over is also trying to occupy. There is nothing wrong with…

I'm sure he did...

The funniest thing I've seen! I think the rally car is just a hare faster than the rabbit.

I've heard that jaywalking can sometimes be a healing experience.

Technically....

Reference: "This is Man's Country, this."

Big balls indeed. Also, big roll cage.

To the people that say, oh just let people in. Attempt to merge like a normal human being in heavy traffic? Sure, come on in buddy. When merging on the highway don't speed past 3 openings where you could merge on, to try and get in front of every last person you can, merging only after the lane has ended where a…

I find that is someone waves after cutting me off I suddenly don't mind as much. Also a wave is always appreciated when I let someone turn in front of me.

It looks pretty good but I'm going to reserve judgement until they release the Spyder, or the Superleggera, or the Spyder Performante, or the Polizia, or the Balboni, or the Gold Edition, or the Bicolore, or the Super Trofeo, or the Superleggera Nero Nemesis, or the Superleggera Bianco Canopus Limited Edition, or the…

Now that I'm CEO, there have been fears that perhaps a woman at the helm of GM would suddenly result in mediocre cars geared towards women. The all-new Chevrolet Corvette ZEleventyTeen shows that these fears are completely unfounded! On the contrary to rumors about new products being geared towards women, what we've…

By weight, anyway.

I have had the opportunity to meet Bryan at many cars and coffee and other places. Regardless, he is a really genuine and nice guy, and from what I have seen, a hardcore enthusiast who has a wife, named Divina. She is called concubine in jest, and they have gotten "married" through many ceremonies. He really is a…

Good joke or bad, I have absolutely no patience for people who can't laugh at themselves. Especially highly paid sports figures who earn millions of dollars for doing — lets be honest — nothing of any real consequence.

I see a delicious meal.

I'm doing my part too!