Florida Dems: Yes, we must get involved in the election in other nations to prevent an outcome we don’t want.

The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint.

Long live The Undrawables! COYS

Tottenham’s lead after the first leg may not be quite insurmountable—and neither is their nine-point cushion for third place in the EPL table

Even in what has to be the darkest moment of his life, though, Northam somehow found the time and energy to put his signature on a bill

It’s a leftist site pushing left politics. The View is on if it’s too much for your bitch ass

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

chill dude

Dear Deadspin,

How the fuck did you not manage to title this “Portnoy’s Complaint: Barstool is too racist” ???

Sincerely,
Uncle Milty
Dept. of Witty Literary References

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Finally someone brave enough to take on Big Nerd 

I talked to several developmental psychologists for this story--all agreed that these sorts of “fantasy movies” are a dangerous barrier to maturity. Perhaps you should heed their warning. 

But why didn’t JJ Watt simply box jump over any would be blockers?

True story: went to a small high school in northern New England (like 60 kids per class). We had an English exchange student join us for his senior year, and he was, as you might imagine, instantly the best player on our soccer team. EVERY single game he’d get a yellow card for swearing. One game he got double…

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them.