It’s the difference between cool-looking nonsense like Legion and a surrealist masterpiece like Twin Peaks or The Leftovers. Guess we’ll have to see which is which.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

“Florida Boomer” really frames the story by conveying the proper mix of “get off my lawn!” and “divorced guy energy” to motivate someone to endanger the lives of innocents because of a trivial annoyance. 

the easiest way to make a boomer angry is to accurately describe their behavior

Take a look at your local newspaper. It’s very common to add the age of the person being referred to in the article. “The victim’s husband, Mark Sievers, 51, and Jimmy Ray Rodgers, 29, are co-defendants...”  

The amount of brand-new commenters on this article is something else.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

“Vice President, what are your feelings on reparations?”
“Triple money to schools! I was married to a dead teacher! Black parents need to be shown how to put a record player on at night so their kids hear more words.”
Centrist third way: That’s MY President. 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

C’mon, talking about it is not the same thing as believing it. Look in the New York Times if you really need an example: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/01/sports/tennis/naomi-osaka-coco-gauff-us-open.html

They’ve had 13 bakers before, I forget which season, but I remember it being one of the earlier BBC ones. In that case, at least, the double elimination was done fairly early, with very little drama, after two bakers both clearly did really badly.

Having Burneko review booze is like having Marchman review only popular things: their most basic frame of reference is so fucked out, they don’t have a baseline to compare against

Are you kidding? That is hilarious.

Wow, the guy really is in an Ivory tower.

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.

Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…

That will probably be the Ceballos and Lo Celso money, though.