Fossil fuel energy is not “cheap” when you fully factor in the future costs of climate change. This is a prime example of externalities in action. 

“conservatives are not only like Bryce Harper, but have become like the do-it-yourself punk rockers of the late 1970s and early 1980s.”

It’s crystal clear now why, as soon as he was nominated, the GOP immediately started pushing Kavanaugh as such a nice guy who does such decent things like coach his daughter’s sports team. They fucking knew of his history from the beginning and they were taking preemptive actions to try and discredit any accusations…

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

when I read these posts, all I hear is “Are you triggered? ARE YOU TRIGGERED? ARE YOU TRIGGERED? ARE YOU-” ad infinitum

I still don’t get why you didn’t donate 6,500 pairs of Nikes to a homeless vet who can burn them to cook his dinner.

who dis

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

His excuse will be that he wasn’t harassing these women, he was only redrawing their borders

Dee dee de deeee deee dee dee!!

If they get cut, I’m sending a haunted doll to each of those Dreamworks execs.  They’ll be sorry.

This is a terrible take.

The McElroy Brothers are exceptionally aware of their cishet white male privilege, make excellent things, and have an extremely diverse fanbase that they embrace and celebrate.

I guess that same logic would have you arguing against ICE’s creation in 2003.

My issue with the bagel is that it’s such a Samantha thing to order.

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