The sketch, the whole Leeann Tweeden sketch, is online. You can see it for yourself. It’s not funny, but it’s innocuous. He may have touched some sideboob by accident, or a tush by accident, but I’m telling you, Franni is his best friend and constant companion, and he has eyes for no one else.

I now choose to live life as a non-sexual, wet-lipped kiss giving, Jewish grandpa.

“he has no sexuality. I believe in my heart of heart of hearts he never copped a feel.”

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I’ve loved his schtick since the KSK days, but Laura’s correct with that Colbert/Fox analogy. We have to draw the line somewhere, and it’s probably long past time we stopped trying to separate him from Barstool.

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

So they’re going to get Alison?!?

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

“Circular firing squad” gets misused a ton by people who can’t handle impassioned debate within the Democratic Party and/or the left, but this is definitely the worst example of it that I’ve ever seen.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

Thank you for being “actually, I hate the way they play” guy. We need one of these in every Warriors thread so we can finally understand passing and shot-making are, in fact, bad.

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

What

He’s not a troll; he’s a hero for saving those fans from being mugged by Zack Hample in the parking lot later.

“I’ve not gotten laid more than any journalist on earth.”

“I’ve caught myself in my own zipper more than any doctor on Earth!”

How much time do you think Rovell will spend over the next few years checking every day to see if this shop shuts down so he can tweet out a “I told you so” message?

This is actually a positive, progressive move. I wonder who told Hillary and then kept her confined to her palatial estates for the inevitable incoherent screaming.

Sadly, there isn’t.