But isn’t celebrating the Caps’ victory just distracting us from rightfully hating on the Pens?

Pittsburgh got their wish, they don’t have to play against Wilson again this season.

“Elizabeth spits back at him ‘You can take your foreign bullshit and shove it up your ass.’”

I’ve seen this take, and it doesn’t really make sense: if the Pacers were up 2 points, their defense would have been different (e.g., less worried about the 2, on which LeBron had absolutely been killing them all night, and more worried about the 3).

For a tie game, any made shot is a game winner, so there are more…

The difference in pressure between shooting a last second shot when you’re tied, and shooting a last second shot when you’re down two is immense.

That assumes that people in the US tune in to watch the USMNT, instead of people just tuning in to watch the best teams. I’m not sure I even watched any of the US matches in the last World Cup. It’s typical Fox jingoism.

ditto. personal account was there. work-based gmail was not. Which makes sense, I suppose. You want the enterprise customers to get the most bulletproof version possible. I expect it’ll hit work-side stuff once ALL of it is ready. The ‘confidential’ option in particular seems like it will want to have controls for a…

There’s simply no need for unions anymore.

I’ll never understand why the idea of social welfare gets shit on by people who will benefit from it. Well, I do understand, but it doesn’t make it less disheartening. Why try to make anything better then? Civil Rights? Yeah, fuck that noise. What’s next a computer that’ll fit in your pocket!?

A proposal like this has zero to do with the employment rate and everything to do with the government taking a proactive interest in the welfare of ALL of it’s citizens, not just the ones who line your pockets.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

Solution: Vote out Republicans.

The first step towards crafting solutions is to identify the problem. The GOP is a key part of the problem.

“How dare you correctly accuse us as the originators of a problem we clearly created!”

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

I’m not a parent, but I feel like swearing on the life of your child should be reserved for really important things like denying you cut one in the elevator or convincing your wife you’re too sick to go to your child’s dance recital.

It’s the place where man-children can be man-children.