Well, national anyway.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Seriously. Real is in 4th place, 8 points off CL group stage qualification, (albeit with a game in hand) and with Villarreal just one point behind.

Come on, La Liga is still a wildly more competitive league than Ligue 1.

Damn Afflalo, you got Serb’d! 

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

Exactly. He goes and fucks up Pulisic too, and he goes straight to the top of the Armenian-American soccer fan shit-list. Please believe the eight of us can make your life miserable.

Dammit, I liked The Deuce. Can they at least keep the guy who plays Franco’s twin brother?

Don’t sleep with republicans.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Exactly. The fact that you can be liable for battery, and battery is generally defined as some variant of “harmful or offensive touching”, is something you literally learn in your first week of law school. Battery is literally where Tort classes begin, and everything you learn in Torts subsequently builds up from…

This is where the “limits of male understanding”, to paraphrase Alyssa Milano, come fully into play, and this is where we see the clearest illustration of how male understanding is automatically assumed to apply to society at large. We have been TRAINED to classify physical assault - - unwanted sexual touching - - as…

How about “y’all”? Second-person plural? Haha, for Spanish-speakers, to translate “vosotros” vs. “ustedes” in my deep-South classroom in high school years ago, my Spanish teacher finally said, “Vosotros is just y’all, and ustedes is when you’re trying to speak to a more formal group.” But anyway, y’all is inclusive…

If Lucas had named him IRL he’d be Punt Dropkicker.

HOW IS CAPTAIN MUNNERLYN NOT ON THIS LIST?

Which is doubly concerning given that America didn’t even win in MLS.

Dude, JLo is also in her upper 40s, so not sure where you’re going with that. To me this sounds like a “locker room environment” with very few women around, I’m guessing she knew they were worth a lot more to the company than she was, so she put up with it, and there were a lot of asshole guys around who were used to…

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.