The Special One Percent

A bud lite someone bought fully knowing they didnt want it

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

Nope, he was walking off when someone threw something at him and that is when he deviated from leaving the field.

The second letter looked almost like it was written by HamNo.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Satisfying

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

lol, do you think there are locally owned grocery stores on fucking H Street?

You seriously missed the point of this article, this comment is really not as clever as you think it is.

i was a fan of his guest verse on the ratking album a few years back but never delved deep into this dude.. and then dum surfer dropped and im now a fully certified fan.. this guy rules so hard, such a badass!

Kevin Durant and his mom

They’re the best 1-2 punch

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

you’re running out of time to trigger me. smash the Keurig, coward

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

For the Red, White, and Blue
For the funny things you do
America, America
This is Youuuuuu

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.