It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

So it is unethical to play exactly according to the rules simply because you don’t like the rules? Do you also think batters hitting a baseball or volleyball players spiking the ball are “unethical” or is it just football? Nonsense argument is nonsense.

Irsay: we partyin or waht

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Group text:

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

“Why does the boos need to sink in?”

Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

What he said isn’t even a phrase, though! There’s only 2000 hits for “inmates running the prison” on Google, and I’m pretty sure they’re all news stories about these meetings!

Sure pal. I mean, the actual term is “inmates running the asylum,” but sure.

McNair: “I’m genuinely sorry. That was out of line. Please accept my apology Trey.”

And you wonder why sometimes black NFL players make allusions to slavery when it comes to doing business with the all-white NFL owners.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Yeah, Spurs would definitely rather have Chris Smalling, Phil Jones, and Victor Lindelof than Vertonghen, Sanchez, and Alderweireld. Sure they would.

I honestly believe Spurs have a better back line than United’s, but that’ll be settled Saturday.

“Jozy Altidore (lol) finished past Bard Guzan (lol)“