Hey, when you have the opportunity to follow in the path of the Los Angeles Clippers, you take it.

The Colts and Raiders play each other in three weeks. If the NFL had a sense of humor, they’d flex it into Sunday Night Football and bill it as Funter Bowl I.

Is this a Roger Goodell edict or a Jerry Richardson edict?

It wasn’t really a tweetstorm, but I’ve never been so happy to heed the “read whole thread” suggestion than when it led to Tom Bro Dude’s office microwave story.

She might feel more comfortable in a Hobby Lobby.

McCaw is leader in the clubhouse for “Guy Who Physically Embodies His Last Name.”

Peppers is the definition of “Fine.”

I don’t think he cleaned it properly. From what I hear, the Drake tubs have really big rings.

Wow, didn’t realize the Cavs came back from 3-1 to win the NBA Finals last year. Had the won a title recently? If not, I bet the their fans were pretty excited.

And he probably rubbed some fake snow on it and went back to do his job ... UNLIKE LEBUM JAMES.

Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages.

He uses his entire opening paragraph to explain to all of us strangers the ways in which his 11-year-old daughter is not a whore.

My dad fucking loves Good ‘N Plenty, as well as anything with black licorice. He likes mainstream candy too (your Snickers and what have you), but he’s the only person I’ve ever seen purchase certain candy like Good ‘N Plenty, black licorice Twizzlers, and Necco Wafers.

The quest for the perfect season begins!

And still ... Dick Vitale will take 10 opportunities during each Indiana game he calls this year to demand they name Assembly Hall after Bob Knight.

For some reason, I figured it would look more like this:

I don’t understand people who say they can’t wait for this election to end.

+1

America has been momentarily spared the experience of watching two Purdue quarterbacks derp the ball back and forth.

Yeah Jon Lovett’s weekly rants are the best parts of these podcasts.