Cuck Tyson, aka “Cuck Dynamite”

“I’ll tell ya. If this election doesn’t go the right way, I’m gonna have to move somewhere like Canada that reflects my values.”

All my underwear is on its last legs.

Reminder that Mark Wahlberg is ALSO making a Boston Marathon bombing movie!

Yeah, no, that’s not a thing.

Oh you mean like this???

Yes, chills are less uncomfortable than a fever.

What is this strange sensation I’m feeling? I’m actually satisfied with an award show’s winners.

Colts fans have seen them pull a lot of games out of thin air (see Drew’s stat above), and it’s often due to some Manning/Luck heroics. That one was all thanks to Houston.

My FAVORITE Texans’ blown 17-point lead was the 2008 “Rosencopter” game.

This is the type of whitewashed brand-speak nothingness I’ve come to expect from Russell Wilson’s Instagram account.

I have a suspicion Deadspin’s new bosses are reading other sports sites and sending along notes like “hey, how about some fantasy sit/start advice — getting lots of clicks on Bleacher Report!”

I thought these people like disruptors.

“I don’t want this to be about race, because it’s not. It’s not. Like, we’re beyond that. As a nation.”

What percentage of the people honoring Joe Paterno at that game have spent the last week being mad online about Colin Kaepernick?

Zach Woods and Sarah Baker are perfect for Christopher Guest movies. Let’s remake all of them with new characters for them.

Sad!

THIS IS A SPORTS BLOG WHY DOES EVERY POST NOW HAVE TO BE ABOUT THE BULLSHIT FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE!

Take a look at the posts on The Concourse before Gawker.com was shuttered — it’s mostly topics that are not sports.

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