Movementarian
Movementarian
Movementarian

Honestly, what did Bosa expect? They’re called the chargers.

If I were committing four years of my life to provide unpaid labor to an organization making millions of dollars off of me, I’d expect them to spell my name correctly.

Freeman ended up on the Colts’ revolving door of backup QBs after Luck got hurt last year. He managed to win a meaningless game, and he was noticeably better than Ryan Lindley and Charlie Whitehurst.

MRSA me!

This piece was pretty fucking amazing. I’m a male and I enjoy sports quite a bit. Please continue to use Jezebel as a podium to write about insane sports baby Bill Simmons. My unsolicited advice: If you have any interest in possibly caring about sports, this show is a terrible prism through which to experience it.

Tom, how short is your memory? I refuse to vote until we’re given the option of the true best bear — the bear that plays the trumpet, hula hoops, and sits in a chair like a human.

That’s the peril in hoarding draft picks. In a strong draft year, you can wheel and deal up to, and through, draft day.

We were missing three starters that we brought to the tournament.

I don’t see how this is a hot take.

It’s difficult to picture Muhammad with the Jets much longer.

Anyone who calls himself or herself a “disrupter” should be shot into the fucking sun.

Yeah DC has a zoo that seems like it’s great for running — it’s free and it has long paths with animals in plain view. But I’ve never dared to run there because it’s always packed to the gills with people for the reasons I just listed.

Might I suggest...

What a disgusting individual. On behalf of the rest of us, I’d like to apologize to the Amish. Nobody’s first experience with beer should involve that Pennsylvania piss water.

Yep that was a great @trillballins character. His Michael Caine a few weeks ago was possibly his crowning achievement, it was.

Since this is Fox Sports, Clay is the real travesty.