Movementarian
Movementarian
Movementarian

Yes. And I’m sure the irony will be lost on Thune when Fox News gives him 20 minutes of free airtime to whine about Facebook.

2000: Larry Bird ends his own successful tenure as head coach of the Pacers and replaces himself with Isiah Fucking Thomas.

Specifically, the Bay Area.

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Better Caúll Saúl

It’s Labor Secretary Tom Perez.

The Nationals studio host throwing it to Dan Kolko is Johnny Holliday. So Kolko was actually saying, “Thank you very much, Johnny. Jonathan, you get into quite the battle there...”

“Hey dipshit, his name is Royce!”

ESPN’s Dan Dakich, who plays a hot take dispenser on Indianapolis radio every afternoon, went on his own Rovellian screed this afternoon. Here’s a sampling:

Why would you hang that banner if you already know everyone will mock you for it, for not finishing the job?

Take a nap.

Krzyzewski believes he’s the nation’s Coach Emeritus, giving him some special right to swoop in and tell other coaches’ players what to do.

I saw this story and immediately thought “Who cares, he’s an athlete who is celebrating an accomplishment, and dabbing has grown outdated. This is not news.”

/Sits in chair backwards

Is that you, Benny Johnson?

Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if ESPN didn’t even know what political point they were trying to make. It seems like they tweeted this shit out and said, “yeah man, that’s deep.”

As long as this results in DeMarcus Cousins ethering more smarmy European reporters, I’m fine with it.

It would be like me writing reviews of all their scripted programs for the CBS website.

Problem solved!