This piece was pretty fucking amazing. I’m a male and I enjoy sports quite a bit. Please continue to use Jezebel as a podium to write about insane sports baby Bill Simmons. My unsolicited advice: If you have any interest in possibly caring about sports, this show is a terrible prism through which to experience it.
Movementarian
Movementarian
Tom, how short is your memory? I refuse to vote until we’re given the option of the true best bear — the bear that plays the trumpet, hula hoops, and sits in a chair like a human.
That’s the peril in hoarding draft picks. In a strong draft year, you can wheel and deal up to, and through, draft day.
We were missing three starters that we brought to the tournament.
I don’t see how this is a hot take.
It’s difficult to picture Muhammad with the Jets much longer.
Anyone who calls himself or herself a “disrupter” should be shot into the fucking sun.
Yeah DC has a zoo that seems like it’s great for running — it’s free and it has long paths with animals in plain view. But I’ve never dared to run there because it’s always packed to the gills with people for the reasons I just listed.
What a disgusting individual. On behalf of the rest of us, I’d like to apologize to the Amish. Nobody’s first experience with beer should involve that Pennsylvania piss water.
Yep that was a great @trillballins character. His Michael Caine a few weeks ago was possibly his crowning achievement, it was.
Since this is Fox Sports, Clay is the real travesty.
2000: Larry Bird ends his own successful tenure as head coach of the Pacers and replaces himself with Isiah Fucking Thomas.
Specifically, the Bay Area.
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Better Caúll Saúl
It’s Labor Secretary Tom Perez.