The Nationals studio host throwing it to Dan Kolko is Johnny Holliday. So Kolko was actually saying, “Thank you very much, Johnny. Jonathan, you get into quite the battle there...”

“Hey dipshit, his name is Royce!”

ESPN’s Dan Dakich, who plays a hot take dispenser on Indianapolis radio every afternoon, went on his own Rovellian screed this afternoon. Here’s a sampling:

Why would you hang that banner if you already know everyone will mock you for it, for not finishing the job?

Take a nap.

Krzyzewski believes he’s the nation’s Coach Emeritus, giving him some special right to swoop in and tell other coaches’ players what to do.

I saw this story and immediately thought “Who cares, he’s an athlete who is celebrating an accomplishment, and dabbing has grown outdated. This is not news.”

/Sits in chair backwards

Is that you, Benny Johnson?

As long as this results in DeMarcus Cousins ethering more smarmy European reporters, I’m fine with it.

It would be like me writing reviews of all their scripted programs for the CBS website.

Problem solved!

Sometimes you just need a push in the right direction.

No, that’s not what he’s saying. This is a real cultural thing that’s been documented: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/m…

Boston College’s football and basketball teams went a combined 0-27 in conference play this year. Can we please institute a relegation/promotion system so we never have to see BC and Rutgers play sports ever again?

Should I be the bigger man and tell him that I found it and that I lost it in the first place? Or do I wait until he goes to class and hide it somewhere in his room and hope that he thinks that he really lost it?

Hey I’m in full petty mode right now guys

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Harrison should have been selected last year over Tim Brown (who probably does not belong in the Hall of Fame), and TO should have been selected this year. They’re both worthy of being selected in their first year of eligibility. Along with Moss, they were the dominant receivers in an era bursting at the seams with…

Here’s the thing, pal. What you just wrote about Bush and Trump are objectively true. Our country is (and would be) worse off because of them being President.