I know people are saying Louisville is pretty good, and it’s a wide open year this year, but I can’t imagine them imposing this ban if they had a 2013-caliber squad.

I’m 6'1" and there was a time in my much more athletic high school days when I could dunk a very miniature basketball. I am not particularly blessed with hops.

Question: Was there a 2016 Presidential candidate (from either party) who was less likely to have a tattoo than Martin O’Malley?

Having played it, you almost immediately end up having to switch to portrait mode to fit the game — especially if you’re not playing the easiest possible deck.

So the practice squad version of Julian Edelman.

Can we resolve to not respond to anybody down here who has little to no interest or appreciation for hip hop? Ok good. Good talk.

Hey, the federal government is here to tell DC we can’t smoke weed, our tax dollars should go to shady charter schools, and that women can’t go to Planned Parenthood for cancer screenings.

Except Eli watches way more Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

My first exposure to @WWESubway was somebody retweeting this yesterday. I was sold.

Ah, so that explains him stabbing that guy on the subway. But it still doesn’t explain Belichick’s black eye.

We’ve seen it with Stanford and Cal, UNC and Duke, Michigan and Michigan State ... the list goes on. When you get two neighboring locales like Vancouver and Florida playing each other, it’s gonna get heated.

It looks like Porter was in the Bengals’ huddle, far from the Steelers’ sideline, and Jones got flagged for telling him to back off with a bad word.

I believe Drew addressed this exact question a few years ago, and if memory serves, he depends on the soapy run-off to clean his feet because he’s a fucking monster.

Yeah you got it — the Jesus Christ people are cool.

Sure, “to each their own” I guess. But we still get to judge people who support a candidate calling for ethnic cleansing.

“Slam” is a very strong word for the title of that video. Curry kinda eases the ball over the rim and then manages to hold onto the rim for a couple more seconds. It’s a “dunk” in the most academic sense of the word, but nah, he can’t dunk.

The merits of Chicago are worth debating, but one thing is indisputable ... St. Louis is a garbage city inhabited by garbage people.

Dortmund and a swift booting from the tournament would definitely be enjoyable.

Yeah I can see some matchups not getting the best turnout for a neutral site game, especially early on. It may be worth trying in a few years as the league gains in popularity. But it’s hard to imagine a hypothetical combo of Montreal and Vancouver fans traveling to Orlando or somewhere like that with enough numbers…