The cold weather didn’t ruin that game. It was an incredible game that went to penalties, and it was super exciting.

Mike Carey said it was a facemask, which is unassailable proof that it was a clean tackle.

It’s an extraordinarily minor offense, so I don’t know why you’re getting so defensive about it. It’s actually sort of amusing, akin to Gregg Popovich listing Duncan’s injury as “old.” But I suppose Boston fans are nothing if not irrationally defensive.

It means the Patriots have historically handed in their weekly injury reports with a giant middle finger drawn on them.

It was really classy of the Broncos to honor Gronk by setting New England up with 69 seconds for their game-tying drive.

My parents were members at a country club at a small course in the south that was not fancy by any means.

Cate Blanchett is a goddamn global treasure.

I thought ICU was one of the schools referred to by initials on the second reference only.

You know what they say about le Petit Vélo ... everyone gets a ride.

Nothing embodied Rand Paul’s role in this GOP primary better than this:

“We can wait to get him out there on the practice field and test him out.”

Yeah, there are no 15,000-word comparisons of the Clippers to Game of Thrones characters anywhere! And where’s Deadspin’s bracket of best Red Sox from 1992 to 1995, huh!?!?

“You’re not gonna sell a Whopper at a McDonalds, nawhat I’m sayin?”

Perhaps this “tedious, unfunny hour-and-a-half” was the cast/writers protesting Trump, but why have they been protesting every week since 2004?

He was a brilliant neurosurgeon. And he is an ignorant, arrogant moron on every other subject matter.

Hmm, not sure if citing a rebuttal by Literal Piece of Shit Ben Shapiro serves your purpose here.

Unfortunately no. We have not yet reached the stupid fucking thing Ben Carson has said that will blow up in his face.

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