“You’re not gonna sell a Whopper at a McDonalds, nawhat I’m sayin?”

Perhaps this “tedious, unfunny hour-and-a-half” was the cast/writers protesting Trump, but why have they been protesting every week since 2004?

He was a brilliant neurosurgeon. And he is an ignorant, arrogant moron on every other subject matter.

Hmm, not sure if citing a rebuttal by Literal Piece of Shit Ben Shapiro serves your purpose here.

Unfortunately no. We have not yet reached the stupid fucking thing Ben Carson has said that will blow up in his face.

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Which county is that?

ARGH STICK TO SPROTS!

He ran a campaign the way Republicans run the government. Decrying it as a broken system, participating in the process with utter ineptitude, and then pointing to their self-fulfilling prophecy as proof that they were right all along.

...and then Mike Patrick (terrible college games are always stuck with Mike Patrick)...

Hey, I thought St. Louis was known as the “Concrete Ring of Death” because of its police department!

Dude, this is excellent kinja.

Let me guess. These people probably fucking love Scott Walker.

Hosmer committed an error, but only by MLB standards. All this evoking of Buckner seems like a huge stretch.

I like the NFL a lot, but I could absolutely talk myself into all the CTE, #brand bullshit, Goodell-related reasons to just stop watching pro football if it meant working these hours.

What I find most bizarre is that Hardy shoved somebody in Texas and he didn’t land upon a pile of guns.

Colts fan here, +1.

Yeah but the angriest Gregg in the world will be when Spectre doesn’t show James Bond doing his taxes.

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