Leave it to a Wolverine to punt against his better judgment.

Pac-12 After Dark is a real thing, and it’s greatly enhanced by coming home drunk and eating a 2 a.m. burrito on the east coast.

Sometimes they forget the safety signal, and then Todd Graham yells at them. Who wants that?

Hate ... but with a smile!

The hockey fans would sustain minor injuries and then lecture you about how they’re continuing to fight despite the harrowing circumstances.

I’ll take that person one step worse — letting it linger in the middle of the escalator while standing, so nobody can walk around it on the left side. It’s like people with rolling backpacks/luggage all think they’re already at the airport.

+1

And don’t get me started on these people going to restaurants! Why go out of your way when there’s a perfectly good bag of cornmeal you can stick your head in? What would ever possess a person to do such a thing?

A Michigan Man apparently doesn’t have the guts to follow through with his death threats, thankfully.

Crazy how SNL is finally a little funny when they bring on an actual funny person.

How is this in the greys, fam?

He misjudged it so badly, he couldn’t even get himself in position to make an error.

Hear, hear.

History’s greatest poopyfaces:

Whoa buddy, a little warning next time before bringing a radioactive hot take around here like that.

And what incredible heights Ronaldo carried Portugal to in the last World Cup.

Found myself at Warpigs in Copenhagen a few weeks ago. Didn’t know a 3 Floyds/Mikkeller brewpub-barbecue joint existed before that day, but it’s my personal heaven.

Ok, let’s give Austinites 72 hours (because we presume you don’t want to stop in Oklahoma or Arkansas) to get out of Texas before its hurled into the sun.

Thanks for stopping by!

Appropriate use of “fag”: Asking for a cigarette in England, I guess, but I think they’ll know what you mean when you say cigarette.