“Whoa hey. I know we’re the scum of the Earth and we all deserve to be thrown into an active volcano, but comparing us to Stephen A. Smith? That’s cold.”

Crony: Wow, Money, IronMikeGallego really read you the riot act again.

That’s why he wrote “Thanksgiving and Christmas” ... when you see extended family like, I dunno, your sister-in-law.

For fuck’s sake, can people please stop getting worked up over what they deem to be “classy?” I know I’m reading the thoughts of an old white man who needs a nap (or somebody regurgitating old white nap-needing man’s thoughts) when I see that stupid goddamn meaningless word.

Take away all the goals that should have been called offside, and Spurs beat City 2-0 in an absolute romp.

Week 2 killed a lot of suicide pool dreams. All 12 people in my office pool picked incorrectly — and we did so with four different teams, not just all crapping out with the Colts. Since we ALL fucked up, we decided to give everyone a mulligan and keep playing.

Hey Jeremiah, it’s “Doctor Who.” His name is the Doctor, so that’s not really his title, and ... OH THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!

Yes, and the “Deflator” was just losing weight. And he just happened to destroy his cell phone the same day the NFL asked for it. Got it.

And your #1 Deadspin team is fucking Texas.

He also knows all the words to that song about percentages of pain and gain or whatever.

The “Cowboys fans in DC” thing is a direct response to the decades upon decades of racism from the Redskins organization. The Skins were long the team of Dixie, last to integrate, so many locals became fans of their rivals. Why most picked the Cowboys instead of the Eagles or Giants is anybody’s guess.

I hate the…

So there are five teams left on this thing. It’ll be Ohio State, Oregon, Alabama, Michigan State... and?

Right. I think we’ll find out when Everton decides what to do with that £40 million offer.

I feel like Chelsea have been kicking Stones’ tires all summer. Assuming Everton are willing to part with him, it would have served them better to be up-front about their asking price in July, so they could actually find a replacement.

They look like you’re just being chill with some casual-as-fuck-headphone-around-your-neck wearing technique, but are really just bad and dumb and uncomfortable looking things that also go in your ear.

There’s a Soldado-sized hole that needs filling at Spurs. He seems perfect.

Is he related to “The Other Steve Smith?”

Also, a few months ago, a colleague of mine tripped in front of Ben Roethlisberger and he laughed.

Ooooh, how about this one he shared yesterday...

This guy seems cool.