The NFL has a habit of addressing something that’s clearly wrong by doubling down on it. That’s why I can’t wait for Tom Brady’s suspension to be extended to eight games.

What might not suck: Well, the mascot isn’t afraid to go there with the Ebola jokes.

A lazy rationale on player value from Bill Barnwell?

Strong week for them Noles in the Fulmer Cup standings.

Joe Theismann is decidedly not standing up for anything, even his team.

Something tells me it’s gonna be a lot harder for him to sign that franchise tender offer now anyway.

That’s not the type of shot he ... nevermind.

In two recent seasons, the Pacers were just a couple of wins from the NBA Finals, and then Paul George suffered a horrifying leg injury. Since then, he’s done everything he can to get himself back to that level of play, and he almost willed this team into the playoffs in the final stretch of the season. While he’s…

If two of the most prominent voices for your political cause are Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen, you need to do a complete 180 on how you feel about that political cause.

“Fliers last summer squeezed into the least amount of personal space in the history of flying [...] Many passenger jets today have less legroom. For instance, United Airlines has 30 inches of room, known as pitch, on some jets; Spirit Airlines offers 28 inches. ‘We just haven’t considered other pitches,’ Corbertt told…

The problem is that it doesn’t provide any leg room for a tall person when they recline their seats. But it ALWAYS creates a leg room issue for the tall person behind you.

Airplane seats just shouldn’t have the option for reclining. It’s a relic of the days when there was ample room to do so on airplanes, and now it’s just a way for airlines to give you the illusion of luxury.

and you’re ready to spend the next few months [...] watching baseball.

souper bowl

+1,000,000,000.

Troy Aiken is the most grundle-rated announcer on TV.

In high school P.E., a classmate of mine who went on to be a reserve linebacker in the NFL for a few years picked up a tennis racquet for the first time. Within 20 minutes, he had the basics of serving, forehand, and backhand down, and was able to hang a bit with the guys in the class who played on the tennis team.

I’ll…

Not smart. He came this close to getting stretchered off the pitch with a Bacca injury.

Instead of lowering it to half-staff, how about just a little bit lower so my lighter can reach it?

Bringing up the Hawks means a shitty Chicago sports fan discovered hockey in 2010.