Antonio Cromartie played for the 11-5 Arizona Cardinals last season. Last year, the Jets had a worse record than in any of the previous four seasons in which Cromartie played in New York. Teams employing Cromartie have averaged 10 wins a season.

Shoulda been called “U-bro-pia,” but otherwise everything sounds perfect.

Please explain your joke and why it’s funny.

Look at all the aggressive misogyny down here. It’s like a Barstool Sports post about literally anything.

We don’t know how much is guaranteed, so the $20 million number is fairly irrelevant.

Dope. Listening to Chance The Rapper makes want to be at a summer BBQ all the time.

The second-best thing to happen when you put a Sherman in Georgia.

Whether it was the recipe or my palate that changed, I very suddenly went from liking this beer to being disgusted by this beer around 2011.

The National Guard has plans to spend advertising dollars at Alabama, UConn, Braves, and Bruins games, as well as at the Kansas Speedway. So you have like a 1 in 20 chance of the major pro sports or Division I FBS stadium you’re sitting in planting a service member on behalf of the National Guard.

The report found 14 NFL teams were part of this advertising campaign. That’s half of one league. I don’t see any other teams or any other sports as part of it (through a cursory Google search, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong).

If I go to a Nationals game, and they’re saluting a service member, I’m gonna go ahead…

Not every single team in every major sport does this as part of an advertising campaign. Many times, they are genuinely honoring veterans. Probably best to just be safe and clap for the real life human veteran, whether they’re being used for an advertisement or not. Either way, that man or woman fought for our country.

While this is a whimsical recreation of poop, Fredbird remains a real piece of shit.

And here come the racists Fox News and Drudge Report readers to explain to Deadspin their views on journalism ethics while taking shots at the librul media.

Sure, Cain’s entitled to his opinion. And this blog, Deadspin, with a robust commentary component is entitled to state that his “opinion” is utterly baseless and devoid of all grasp on reality. Hope we could help you with your questions on journalism ethics today.

Much like the way I know that climate change exists, and don’t need a crystal ball to confirm that, I know that Cain is already producing nothing of intrinsic value right now for ESPN.

Albert, I really enjoy reading what you have to say about professional basketball. It reminds me of how refreshing and imaginative I found the writing of the Free Darko guys a decade ago. Please continue writing things like this.

David Eckstein would like you to stop talking about his career like that, thanks.

Do you see anyone else completely ruining a beard style just based on how huge of a dick they are?

Slack-a-Shaq

Not to mention that they were out of timeouts because Blatt was incapable of drawing up an effective inbounds play in the last two minutes.