I spent three weeks in Madison earlier this year, and after sampling almost every beer Madison had to offer me, I have to agree with you. I can't wait to go back and sip on Fantasy Factory, Moon Man, and Bedlam for as long as they'll let me.

Not to mention that they each played an FCS team. Not only did they have fewer wins than OSU, they each had two fewer FBS wins than OSU.

If you have a dog, you can walk around the house eating shredded cheese, and a furry little Roomba will follow you around cleaning up any mess.

Whoa this guy loves cocaine almost as much as Doctor Rockso!

Brent Grimes signed a $32 million contract this year, Greggggggg. I think we can safely say he's beyond his scrappy DII college days.

People should be riled up.

"STICK TO SPROTS!"

I agree that, on the whole, hip hop shows tend to be disappointing more often than they should be, but Killer Mike and El-P are fucking fantastic live performers. And sometimes you get to witness magical shit like the video above.

The offensive line does a great Red Line impression every time RG3 gets hit from behind.

Aw, buddy. You keep staring at that magic eye. The sailboat will appear.

Sit down a minute son, and allow me to tell you about the difference between the editorial part of a media product and the advertising part of a media product: There is space designated for the editorial part of a media product and space for the advertising part of a media product. You see, advertisers pay the media…

A MillerCoors-Boyett production.

Yes, because Bill Polian was a one-man rules dictator and nobody else had any say in those rule changes. That tinfoil hat you're wearing looks good, though.

Sounds like Percy Harvin was a real headache.

Amazing how similar entering Texas Tech Basketball is to exiting Arkansas Football.

What if it's 30? Have you ever seen Jacksonville and Tampa in the same room?

You hear that, Tom Ley? STICK TO BEARS!

I know, we really had to squint to see that flood of Cardinals fans yelling at black people to go back to Africa.

As the graduate of another "top journalism school," let me say bragging about J schools is a notch below bragging about having the best dining hall.

"I'll never handstand..."