I'm sure you checked to make sure all 657 of Drew Brees' pass attempts in 2011 were, in fact, forward passes that were not trapped by the receiver with both feet in bounds, and were given the proper yardage by the scorekeeper.

Won't he be distracted by all that ice on the floor?

Why don't they use pet therapy with German shepherds?

Greg, you're under some impression that Daniel Levy is finished with the transfer window in mid-August. Spurs will still get some combination of Schneiderlin, Depay, Musacchio, Thauvin, or Destro. That doesn't necessarily make for a top four squad, but one that could contend in that clusterfuck at the top.

You're right, most are not yet. But it's definitely here.

Strong take.

There are Baby Boomers who have been collecting Social Security for six years. My Baby Boomer dad just signed up for Medicare. They're old and we should all feel old because of it.

You know, Gawker, you aren't the United States government. The first amendment does not limit your editorial privileges. I admire Gawker's dedication to making its comments section an open and anonymous forum. But Gawker can draw the line somewhere, if it chooses to do so, and recording and banning the IP addresses of…

Jesus, it's just a laundry list of every bit of mental gymnastics racist Redskins fans go through to justify this name. Up next: "arent their bigger problems the goverment should be getting to then a football team name SMDH?"

He'd look great in a gilet.

Yep, I've read the whole thing all 5 times I've seen it posted, and it's starting to sink in.

Pleatherface, I could kiss you! But I'm allergic to pleather.

I've been to that neighborhood. It's a glorified apartment complex for upper middle class empty-nesters. Or members of Irsay's cougar harem.

You ruined a perfectly good Peyton Manning jersey!

Speant?

I realize Hunter Pence is just an embodiment of my impatience.

Hunter Pence stands on the left side of the escalator.

Hunter Pence waits until he gets to the Redbox to browse the entire movie selection.

Hunter Pence presses the elevator button after you've already pressed it.

I cannot suggest it highly enough.