One day, someone will finally be able to explain why sneaking into a stadium is a top-five fantasy for every American male.

Has Kramer even seen Baltimore's sinkhole problem? That's a city that seems pretty familiar with bedrock.

Still better than those Miami Heat shirts they've been selling the past couple of years:

Meanwhile in Richmond, an NFL owner charged fans $100 to watch a team practice.

Did you see Chandler Parsons' contract? It was clear the league just doesn't have the stomach for merit pay.

And boy do the people of FL-19 have a rich history of sending Republican idiots to represent them.

You misspelled "libtard."

Thank you for taking this opportunity to tell us how much you bench.

Nope. Trust me, everyone understands your point, and it's fucking stupid.

And now you're also the reason domestic violence is a problem in this country. Congrats, pal. You made it.

Hey man, I'm just out here keepin' it real! You think I'm gonna PC? I'm not gonna be PC!

No.

This chupacabra69 guy has just come on here to troll after every Tony Dungy story. If we ignore him, he will go back to Barstool Sports or Infowars or wherever the hell dipshits and bigots come from.

Walter Berglund just has to be a downer about everything, doesn't he?

You are a treasure ... one that made me picture Dan Savage shooting a load on a football practice, but a treasure nonetheless.

Well done, sir.

I love how homophobes like you say "I have nothing against the gays, I just don't think they should have the same rights as straight normal people like me who definitely don't like dick no matter what my college roommate says about that one time freshman year."

Half seems a bit high, but ... maybe?

"You should also consider the fact that Michael Sam's homosexuality is going to disturb religious members of the organization he is a part of."

Because having a gay man as a teammate is no more of a "distraction" than anything else in a football player's life. Get over it.