And if you're the type of person who talks about "distractions" with total sincerity — as though life for athletes who live in an advanced society with families and mortgages and shit is less of a distraction than having a gay teammate — then you're a fucking idiot.

Barry isn't using this one instance to infer that Dungy doesn't support the gay community. He's using Dungy's long history of homophobic comments and associations to infer that he outright hates the gay community.

No way this guy's serious. He's like a pitch-perfect radio show caller.

I know right? There were children watching!

God, can you imagine the shit he'd get from St. Louis fans if he weren't a Cardinal?

TL;DR ... but here's a long comment addressing what I imagine you wrote.

We'd have probably seen less of Germany's completely out-of-form Arsenal players.

The old guys from the Taco Bell breakfast commercials are based off of a Mark Kiszla column.

Um yeah, this is a joke, people. Mike Epps is a huge Pacers fans, and he's trolling Heat fans.

Having spent his entire life in Ohio and Florida, LeBron seems appropriately nervous about a Bath assault.

Crazy how the team embodied by David Eckstein is now being associated with Showtime.

A living legend, that's who Todd Frazier is. But don't just take my word for it...

Why is Oslo expected to drop out if only 36 percent of people polled are against it?

The 2006 Germany team was incredibly young and inexperienced, and nobody expected that squad to advance as far as it did. You could not possibly be more wrong.

Alright, I want BAE back this year just for that. #COYS

Yep, no thanks.

Congratulations on being the 100,000th Deadspin commenter to make this meaningless observation. Your prize is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blimp my brother's friend poked a hole in.

Ah, but then Sunderland will be deprived of the goal-scoring prowess of EPL Jozy for whole month.

I mean, it sure felt like they finished last.

Bosnia did not finish last in their group.