What is it about a post on flopping that turns Deadspin's comment section into an ESPN comment section?

"Lol they MADD"

Maybe he can find some "40-0" sweatpants to cover it up.

I disagree. Kentucky pretends to give a shit about education, and it's adorable.

He then hopped on a plane for the Knicks-Heat game, where he'll temporarily become the biggest fan of whichever team wins.

+1 back pat

As it turns out, NBA teams have weights and trainers and all that shit too.

It's neither honest nor correct. It's simply spiteful. Please tell us how playing a gimmicky 2-3 zone against inferior competition for another year will improve Ennis's game more than playing against, and alongside, real competition in the NBA.

He decided to forego college very close to the draft. It may be possible he attended a college class or two that spring, but never played college basketball the following year.

I should note that Bayern also play a fair amount of 4-1-4-1. Not that that changes Green's prospects for more playing time.

He's a young player who would have to compete against an utterly insane group of German midfielders for the next thee world cups. I mean, look at this partial list of German midfielders: Mueller, Goetze, Kroos, Schurrle, Oezil, Reus, Bender, Gundogan, and Holtby are all 25 or younger, and Kheidira is 26. It's not like…

Dewey, bro!

A poor few seconds for the refs there. They missed a hand ball in the box just a moment before Rooney's dive.

Your comment needs more laugh track.

I'd pick up your poop you're worth it.

People, what does Bufus goddamn Dewberry need to do to get your vote?

Every player on this team—even the fresh mint and soft cores—contributed to this rectory.

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What if the following two things occur during a single game: