Without diminishing the value of human life, eat shit and die, Paul.

Calipari's Kentucky teams have won 80.3 percent of their games, narrowly behind Kansas, Duke, Syracuse, and Ohio State (in that order) for the best clip in major conference basketball since '09-'10.

ESPN used the phrase "Red Hot Knicks" after a few wins against lowly teams in January. They played the Heat the next day on ESPN. Even my girlfriend, who has minimal interest or contact with the NBA said "that can't be right."

TV Ted!

As much as I hate Ted Valentine, I have to give it up for him knowing Cronin is just trying to get T'd up, and not letting him have his way.

I'm sure drunk college students having fun will remember this very specific list of rules that you've made.

Why is this game relegated to Fox Sports 2 (a channel many people don't have), while Fox Sports 1 shows truck racing practice.

Unsurprisingly, thehumptydance is nowhere to be found today.

Corrections department: I believe it was Jason Brown who unseated him with the 86.

You can get it on LaserDisc for $59.99

Nope Drew, every movie is somebody's favorite. Listen to "How Did This Get Made?," and they will find glowing Amazon reviews for each movie they profile. Nobody thinks Drop Dead Fred is their favorite movie, you say? Check out the second 5-star review here: http://www.amazon.com/Drop-Dead-Fred…

I agree that this could come full circle with one of the savvier front offices realizing they can get a very good player as a steal in the fourth round or so. This could actually make him a name that a few GMs circle heading into the draft.

As a matter of fact, I recall one of Oakland's late-career signings (I wanna say Warren Sapp) essentially saying that the Raiders ran like a minor league baseball team. Among the examples given were that the players had to carry their own luggage everywhere.

More Phil Simms ... but the return of Saturday football. Drew must be so torn.

Phil Simms spends four hours every Sunday saying things that are astoundingly inaccurate, all while beating to death horrible announcer rhetorical devices like saying "When you talk about [player] you talk about [certain quality]" every three minutes. Oh my god Simms, stop talking about what people are talking about…

Fat guy touchdowns!

A definition of "homophobia" that is broader than the medical definition of most other "phobias" is not a new development. It's something that's well established in how we talk about discrimination, so ... deal with it?

The English language is a marvelous, ever-evolving creature, isn't it?

The above use is correct. Yes, it has "phobic" in the word, but the definition is broader simply having a fear [http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hom…]. I'd say this guy's emails check off the aversion or discrimination boxes.

He's not the first contestant to do this. Hunting for the Daily Double is a strategy that's been used for years. It's a sound strategy for some, but as a viewer at home, I don't really like it. When somebody employs this strategy, it throws off all three contestant with difficult questions from varying categories,…