This week was a good week for racism schadenfreude. It started with the big cookout in Oakland after the charcoal Nazi lost it. Then there was the NY lawyer who is in the process of losing his job and hopefully getting disbarred. And then there’s Becky with the bad animal connection. And now that we got more of the…

Not only that, but that white dude has watched a lot of pornography. Like, an unhealthy amount.

A white guy who asks “well how come they can say it?” in public.

Obviously a white guy wrote that message. Sheesh. As if we would ever say “nigger cock” to another black person.

“It’s tradition!” has always been bullshit. Fucking slavery was tradition for most of human civilization; it’s not a defense.

When my daughter was inducted into National Junior Honor Society this year, I started to notice that the boys walked in alone, but the girls were all escorted by the boys. OH HELL NO! I was so irate, but I tried to set it aside for the moment, so that I could enjoy a proud moment for my daughter who had worked so…

+1 interrogations

Not having to load a dishwasher or go grocery shopping ever again is my guess.

My dog LOL’d.

First of all, I don’t hate anybody; it’s neither my style, my inclination, nor my “brand.”
Second, don’t touch my stuff, or any stuff that doesn’t belong to you. That’s not racial; that’s basic human courtesy and adulting.
Third, the minute you deny that white (or male, or straight, or able-bodied, or light-skinned)…

It makes me a terrible person, but I laughed out loud when after she cries about being a rape victim, and the lady off camera drops a deadpan “So am I.”

See? This is exactly when white folks don’t appreciate the depth of their privilege. I mean ... I can understand her disillusionment at being arrested for petting a dog that wasn’t hers, which I’m pretty sure she didn’t realize still falls under Statute 416: Don’t touch my hair.

I went to the page and owner said the cops acted on their own. They saw her reach her hand in the car and Becky Beckied out o_0. The owner said she didn’t even see her do it. Cops had to make an example out of her I suppose.

I can’t laugh at this.

So, why is she still alive? Where’s the procedural choke hold? Why wasn’t she stripped topless and flung to the ground? This bitch was treated like royalty.

Fuck, did you end up having gallstones? I have a pretty high pain tolerance and that was some of the worst pain I ever experienced and I let it go on for a long time because I didn’t have medical insurance. By the time I finally got it checked it they rushed me into emergency surgery and I spent five days in the…

I had a health meltdown a few years ago that ended up being a diseased gallbladder and not one but two intestinal parasites. The two male doctors I saw were CONVINCED it was STI-related (do you know of an STI that causes pain in the upper right abdomen after eating and diarrhea? No? Me neither) and did their very best…

The good news is that the nurses, those jealous old ladies with loose vaginas, were there to complain and protect their patients. It reminds me of when I went into the university health center with severe stomach cramps and the doctor, a resident in his 20s, insisted that he needed to do an immediate pelvic exam. I…

Yeah so I saw this guy once in undergrad. He made the exact comment about “tightness” to me and acted like my vagina suctioned his fingers. Shudder.

THIS. I try to see female doctors when possible and will never see a male gynecologist.