I like your dad.

Major ingredients and common allergens, sure, that’s easy to know. But did the chef use cocoa butter or real butter, did they slice the carrots with the knife they just used to cut chicken with, maybe the steamed broccoli got steamed in the same pot as something else... most waiters don’t know, and a lot of chefs…

I’m basically vegan due to some pretty serious food intolerances and allergies and I had a really hard time at times when working in Italy. I ended up eating some pasta in Rome made with eggs and was so sick I was almost hospitalized. I really had a hard time conveying that I couldn’t eat certain things because they…

But people aren’t happy to serve you broccoli and crackers is the thing. Just explaining. The type of person making special dishes for you would be more wracked with guilt by not providing you with a good meal than wracked by the anxiety of figuring out what the hell to feed you.

Do you know Mollena Haas? Because this shiz iz right up her alley.

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

When I was younger and cruising around the lake one night in the rain, I saw a stalled car. As I passed it the man was waving me down. I slowed down and backed up to help but then I got scared that he might not really be broken down and that he was waiting there to attack a young girl. So I put my car back in drive…

I’d love to. And I wish I could say this was my aha moment. Mine was actually around 12 years ago when I was the lady with recent C-section standing in the pharmacy and crying. I only recognized her pain because I’ve been there and it makes me feel guilty how often it has taken something personal for me to understand…

Cops have been known to fight black women & black girls as if they’re fighting men, so yeah, I fear being chicken-winged, body-slammed and shot as well as being basement-tortured or otherwise randomly killed. While trying to save a car battery.

You did the right thing man. I had a woman come at me once with fist full of keys because she dropped a bag on the way up the stairs to her apartment and I absentmindedly stepped on the stairs behind her to hand it back.

As you contemplate running for office, I want you to refer back to this as your “aha” moment of clarity - when you knew precisely what ailed this country and what you could do to make things better.

I had an interesting thought yesterday and this article reminded me of it.

I think women do very similar mental calculus in these situations, too, though maybe not out of fear of the cops, but certainly for fear of their own safety.

Say asshole. You might not like using that language but sometimes you have to call people what they are

You weren’t overthinking anything and that cop was an arsehole.

It’s almost if they believe men and women should be socially separated. I always wondered why the right in this country are so afraid if Sharia, I think they’d actually really like it if they just gave it a chance.

Those always make me laugh. I always want to tell them to take out the if. Like we know you’ve already called black people that.

 Read that this morning and was as disgusted as I was unsurprised. Her agent and her attorneys need to do better for her. They didn’t even try.

So you don’t have any answers to those questions? Are you saying that you, for example, either a) only have very chaste sexual fantasies or b) want to actually experience everything you fantasize about? That would make you unusual if that is the case.