Why is Gainor posing with a tall glass of room temperature milk?

Shout out to ALL the white family that voted for those black officials. This is good start to improving race relations. Show us and them (racists, etc) that y’ll are not with the fuckery and you will help put they ass out of office. Next up impeachment.

To paraphrase a wise man, “they pray and pray on our downfall, but everytime we hit the ground we bounce up like round ball”.

Sorry. I have neither the right nor privilege to vote in your country. I did say all I could in all forums possible, to no avail.

Y’all did this to the rest of the world. I maintain the privilege to complain.

And voting is hardly a “get out of trauma free” card. In fact, voting itself can be a trigger, especially for…

And yet in typical Dem fashions, everyone was pointing their fingers at everyone else 24 hours ago for a loss that was never destined nor never came.

glad that being gay continues to be equated to criminal activities

Really just makes you wonder what sort of heinous shit Gay Talese hasn’t been caught out on yet.

What on earth is this gif in which Bradley “the coop” Cooper is somehow strangely attractive to me, the lady who always thought he looked like a greased-up, cross-eyed gopher?

“I was going to offer you this delicious milkshake but then I heard Michelle Obama say milkshakes are unhealthy so I guess I’ll throw it out...”

I’m sure you can lace two scoops of ice-cream with a ton of chemical compounds that would go unnoticed because of the cold temperature. Not that I hope anyone is reading this with eyes even more narrowed than usual or anything.

Or just freeze it, put two scoops in a bowl, and serve with a tiny spoon. No questions will be asked.

It just took me an inordinate amount of time to remember his name is actually Michael Cera. So I’m basically Martha Stewart, is what I mean.

Sounds like you’re going to turn me into a skin suit.

With all due respect can we stop acting like Deion was Rod Woodosn, Darrell Green and Eric Allen when it came to playing the run. Tony gets paid to give an opinion and state facts and the facts are and remain that Deion avoided contact like Donald Trump avoids responsibility. If you want me to defend Deion’s refusal…

Deion is such a bitch for this. Talked endless shit about Romo his entire career like it was his fault the line and defense were trash for the overwhelming majority of his career and only got his Super Bowl wins because he played on all-time great teams that were great before he got there and stayed great after he…

“Romo’s not even the best at not winning shit.”
- Dan Marino