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because part of their pre roasting process involves going to africa and kidnapping a small animal and force feeding it coffee beans all day, but it can’t really digest the beans, so when they animal shits out the beans they roast said beans. They do this cause it give the coffee a “fruity flavor

Actually the jerk spot becomes an independent coffee house, where a cup of black coffee costs 7.00 because part of their pre roasting process involves going  to africa and kidnapping a small animal and force feeding it coffee beans all day, but it can’t really digest the beans, so when they animal shits out the beans

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but

In mitigation, I would suggest some of the seriousness is a result of this performance being broadcast live simultaneously on BBC radio 1 and the Internet. Live lounge performances are notoriously tense as the band and performer only get to rehearse once or twice together before they go live to the whole UK and web.

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Love him. Love Fleetwood Mac. Love his cover here. But Florence + The Machine did it better:

40 seconds of this is as close as I will ever come to watching American Idol.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

That episode is going to start like this...

They are all girl hackers aren’t they? The girls I talk to in the private chatrooms are all girls, right? RIGHT?!

Every time I see this comment I think the same thing. These dolls aren’t for men who want to treat women like objects. These dolls are for men who are so lonely they are willing to treat an object like a woman. Don’t worry you are safe.

a cold-hearted hacker gazes at you through her glassy eyes, just waiting to make the killing blow.

The thing is, I would really, really not care about people with too much money wasting their money on fantasy treatments. But it seems these hings slowly make their way into the mainstream, and I have to have discussions with people about anti-anxiety stockers and why, NO, I don’t think they’ll fix my anxiety, and NO,

First of all, Kaepernick opted out of his contract, he wasn’t cut. Secondly, you have white players who WERE cut, who now have huge contracts. Brock Osweiler, Dan Orlofsky, Mark Sanchez, Blaine Gabbert, Ryan Fitzpatrick, the list goes on and on and on and on. Ever heard of Tom Savage? The starting QB for the Texans.

Calling someone a ho is what makes Osbourne a bad feminist, actually.

Their base is so good, but I wish they had some simpler flavors. My grocery store only carries the flavors that have ten pounds of chips/chunks/clusters/WTF in them. I just want ice cream, not ice cream holding together piles of sugary detritus.

So am I! :-))

Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.

She’s nice. I’d make all 40 shades NC30 and darker and hit them with, “It’s a new line. We’ll expand out shade selection at a later date.”

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses,”

i’m about 4 beverages in while i binge netflix and for the first time today i want to do something productive. Can we please drag this POS on twitter? Nobody f’s wit prince. Signed, drunk and now emotional.