I always thought a Russo-phile was someone who gets off on illogical booking and unnecessary storyline swerves.

What I find more offensive is that they've made the know-nothing, reactionary, tea party characters into good guys.

Because a review of the chicken at Betty's Diner in Fond-du-Lac, WI doesn't have quite the mass impact on readers that the review of a chain does.

I hate pretending like just reposting a video or picture constitutes as a worthwhile response, but Paul F Tompkins' little rant here more than validates itself as a response to the underlying "moral" angle mentioned here:

Pfft. Facts have no place in this argument.

He implied that Jeter has more hits than Babe Ruth. Which is totally ok, because he does.

are you really going down this road? He leads the Yankees organization in hits, over guys like Mantle and DiMaggio and Ruth. There is nothing overrated about him. Your argument is fucking tired.

I'm sure he made up for it with an "I'm Too Sexy For This Car" bumper sticker on the back.

Whoa! I'm really feelin' the Heat with this take!

Meanwhile, the Lebaron camp had no comment.

That's pretty much the point of the article. Nothing outstanding or groundbreaking happened during the writer's time with lebron, but because it wasn't complete fellatio on how awesome nike and lebron were, they flipped out and bought out the article.

Please, don't lose your shit in Bath.

Showalter has since apologized for what he called "an error in judgment", which Ortiz vehemently argued should have been ruled a hit.

Well, he "tested positive" for "performance-enhancing drugs," a fact "confirmed" by the "Players Association." I can see how there's wiggle room there.

In before someone says that he didn't fail a drug test, even though you linked an article explicitly explaining that he did.

I'll never shop at GameStop ever again after they sold me a copy of Super Mario 3D World... claiming it was new, even though they already opened it... and it was scratched! They said it was their last copy too... so I brought it back the next day, pissed off, and magically, they found a copy that wasn't already…

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."

To this day, that's how he signs off every Gwinnett Braves broadcast.

The uglier & less convenient it is the more it will appeal to their ideal customer.

You created a burner account just to provide us with this sizzling hot sports take? Strong work.