NO ONLY 5'8" GUYS WHO KNOW 400 SUBMISSIONS AND KICK REALLY HARD CAN.

Might have been mentioned, but not including us hardcore pro wrestling fans is a glaring omission. Seriously. Intelligent, thoughtful, lovely writers like David Shoemaker, Brandon Stroud, and Tom Holzerman don't make up for the craziness of some of us.

I think you're taking it just a little too seriously.

Really? The Emperor's new robes are FANTASTIC, you say? Well...

Super creepy? This comment is super stupid.

The post is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

I agree, this is simply the creepiest thing I've ever read. Gettin chills and locking my doors over here

Did you actually read the story?

20 percent of all Wright votes came in last hour... surrreeee

Did MLB Rig Its Own Stupid Contest?

...where he was almost universally known as the "fat slob we traded Brad Park for."

The scariest takeaway from this whole thing is that the criminal would've been able to successfully carry out his scheme if he'd not gotten over-ambitious. The fine line is a very frightening place.

If only you had some kind of device with which you could check for the answer to this question... Some kind of interconnected global web of information...
Ah well. Guess you'll just have to blurt shit out.

Two different countries.

Not laugh?

He was actually a pro wrestler before joining up with the UFC.

You cracked the code, have some mayonnaise as a reward.

PERIODS. Learn what they are and use them.

"This year's Daytona is looking a lot like last year's."