I think that the idiotically patriotic girl needs to be added to the list of women that it is impossible to make it work with, right behind the girl who can't get along with other girls and the girl who cries all of the time.

Actually, there are shitbirds who get paid to masquerade as genuine accounts and refute anti-right wing posts online. Gawker exposed em a while back. Say hi to 'em, because they're probably reading this right now.

Jeezus thanks you for your blessing of Madison Rising and our Great Country...

Wow. Just...wow.

The performance was objectively bad. What put it into the realm of the offensive was the using of the folded flag as a prop to show that they're more patriotic than you or I.

Springsteen is a talented enough musician to know "The Star-Spangled Banner" is written in 3/4 time, not 4/4 like these hacks.

God may have blessed Madison Rising, but He didn't bless them with talent.

A Navy vet who sings patriotic songs at sporting events can, indeed, be a fraud.

"There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building."

In case you were wondering what happened to the US Men's Hockey team...

I expect nothing less from Philly fans, you need to teach those kids at young age, you don't take gruff from no one at a sporting event, not an opposing fan, not an usher and most of all, not that smug bastard Santa Claus.

Badfather Pizza

[Madison Rising sit, sullen, around their table at a Daytona Waffle House. The sound of bacon sizzling on the flat top permeates the restaurant, blending with the aroma of the world-renowned cuisine to create the ultimate dining experience. The employee working the waffle iron rips a loud, rank fart...]

How far can he throw the pizza?

IAndidn't realize there were so many anti-American Commie baby killers on Deadpan. He held a flag over his heart! Over his super patriotic heart!

"Fuckin' beautiful."

Hey man, don't judge until YOU, recently reanimated after 190 years in a tomb at Montpelier, tried to play guitar with your rotting, dessicated fingers.

"I'm taking my talents to South Venus". -LeBron

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

He is still the undisputed champion!