It's a safe guess that at least a couple of those band members (if not all) were able to pull off a "My dad won't be happy with you when he hears about this" to get this "misunderstanding" cleared up.

He created an account for that comment too!

The problem with anyone making the counter argument to explain the Devils fans' side of the story is they immediately discredit themselves as having sat in that section by acknowledging they were able to read the story.

Has this been confirmed? All I ever see about it are comments on message boards along with rumors that he has a serious drug/alcohol problem.

The only thing that could make it better is if Larry van Wieren is their grandfather.

Yeah, how quickly we forget their absolutely abhorrent whining about NYC deciding in a time of a massive natural disaster crisis that left people homeless that it wasn't a good idea to take away desperately needed resources for a fucking fun run. "But I've been training for a long time!" was supposed to outweigh the…

YEAH RIGHT ENJOY YOUR TECHNICAL SHOWCASE WITH THE OTHER 40 FANS IN ATTENDANCE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE BIG TO DRAW. *cites ratings that somehow proves point*

ONLY BIG MUSCLY MEN CAN WIN PRETEND FIGHTS!

Then Will picked up a toilet plunger & said "Thank for you this royal scepter. I shall treasure it always."

I've been sobbing in agonizing fear since I read this post. So chilly & creepy.

When I was a virgin I screwed at the highest possible non-non-virgin level possible.

I remember after they hired Tortorella a friend of mine saying "I'll bet the fire department is at Gillis's house everyday when he tries to put fire out with gasoline."

Amazon Prime Instant seems to always have the shittiest apps.

"And this weird looking stuff here links back to the team's history...somehow. Any questions? Good, now fucking buy em, sheep." -Nike

Morning shows are a gigantic waste of resources. With hours of airtime to fill for the purpose of entertaining America's most vapid demographic of viewers five days a week, there is little to no vetting process because honestly why would anyone working there give the slightest bit of a fuck they're just there until…

A lot of wrestlers also considered the wife he murdered (Nancy) a good friend as well.

They should just stop publishing pictures of celebrity children completely. That way when the Kim Kardashians of the world feverishly shop around the rights to the first pictures of their baby they can look like the self-involved, attention starved douchebags using children as accessories that they are.

WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A MEAT CLEAVER HE HAD A NUCLEAR MISSILE?! OR A LION?!

My favorite part of this is that you saw "scores of idiots" in the headline & assumed it was about white people then came here to express your displeasure at the mocking of white people.

Dan Snyder is thankful that they didn't ban the "R word" team name. However he isn't so tickled that they didn't ban the OTHER "R word" his players & employees keep calling him behind his back.