Here's the thing though, the decision to kill Optimus Prime had nothing to do with wanting to have an emotional scene or built from some long planned "passing the torch" arc, it was entirely because Hasbro was (is) a cold corporation that simply needed to sell new toys because all the kids already owned them all. So…

Wasn't Newt also dead though?

Congratulations Rex, you've won another summer & fall of getting asked "Are you worried about your job security?" while your owner twiddles his thumbs & tries to pretend like no person in the organization makes those kinds of decisions & they just get an anonymous letter every December telling them if the coach stays.

Try again, Glen Beck.

If it were Harper or Trout we'd be lauding the speed as "determined & gritty".

What kind of vain, self-absorbed a-hole needs video record of them "pranking" a child and finds it such a testament of their wit that they must share it with the world? Do they also have video footage of them doing sick dunks on lowered basketball rims?

And the same age, so you don't want them looking like twin brothers.

It's funny, I was always so curious about the Stoltz footage, but looking at those pictures he & Crispin Glover looked way too similar.

"Owner Jerry Jones actually downplayed Romo's injury when asked about it Sunday:"

This is actually more creepy than that McDonalds ad where the guy sees a girl drinking the same thing as him across a laundromat & immediately begins professing his love & desire to marry her to a friend...and then the sinister ending where she is texting her friend about the "cute guy" there. It's like OMG GIRL RUN…

On a related note, Annie Wu is the shit.

In Last Stand they may as well have sent her out for ice cream & have her get lost.

"DC/WB are excited to announce Anna Paquin will be playing Rogue in the Man of Steel sequel".

You're feeding it.

I mean the fact that she was only in one scene at all.

Let's just say it, because it's so clearly true. I mean, they did everything but give him horns & a pitch fork...Papa Smurf defeated Satan.

Was it a money issue? It seems odd that she'd only be in one scene since her star power is definitely higher than it's been since the original trilogy concluded.

To make up for the "boring" hockey game experience, the boy's father bought him a black man afterwards.

Yeah, unfortunately for the character his history isn't exactly full of lots of memorable moments that probably otherwise would've drowned that out.

I thought this was debunked when the writer said it was meant to be an accident but was misinterpreted by an artist or something.