Congratulations Rex, you've won another summer & fall of getting asked "Are you worried about your job security?" while your owner twiddles his thumbs & tries to pretend like no person in the organization makes those kinds of decisions & they just get an anonymous letter every December telling them if the coach stays.

Try again, Glen Beck.

If it were Harper or Trout we'd be lauding the speed as "determined & gritty".

What kind of vain, self-absorbed a-hole needs video record of them "pranking" a child and finds it such a testament of their wit that they must share it with the world? Do they also have video footage of them doing sick dunks on lowered basketball rims?

"Owner Jerry Jones actually downplayed Romo's injury when asked about it Sunday:"

To make up for the "boring" hockey game experience, the boy's father bought him a black man afterwards.

I'm hoping they slow things down just a tad, in terms of traumatic experiences in such a short amount of time at least. Season 1 paced things out, even when they were at the most danger in Savannah. I'm not going to spoil it for anyone still waiting to play, but 3 pretty awful things happen in the first few minutes of…

So it's "Bros before hos" but not "Bros before ho ho hos"?

(Do turds have bright spots? Whatever.)

No, a Schiano man would've spent it on Christmas gifts then drove to St. Jude's, invited the kids down & then call them out for being weak pussies that don't deserve gifts.

Professional panhandlers are fucking awful, but using their existence as reason to not give to people claiming to be in need is like grounding your child because the neighbor kid cheated on a test at school.

Barring some insanity like turning your home into an early 2000s' Olive Garden commercial "Heyya evena though wea notta thea EYEtalian myya grandapa hea tella crazya stories when wea eata thea EYEtalian food!" for the dinner, they would not be offended in the same way I would not be offended if I visited my friend in…

IPunchmywives?

She's known locally as the woman who orders pizza & calls the police when an "intruder" shows up at her door 30 minutes later.

What an asshole. I could understand if someone didn't vote for Winston with the "integrity" angle because they didn't feel completely comfortable with the reasons he wasn't charged. To do this & explain the reason is because he had sex at all? Also, I don't have a problem with not voting for Jameis Winston, but the…

I think Seattle going that big on Cano was a genuine & surreal shock to The Yankees who I think will now do whatever they have to, not so much about building a championship team but just one that wins & with stars people want to see. They seemed to be holding on to the budget plan until they found out just how much…

There's this too:

Yeah that could be true.

I voted yes on Edgar because that guy was a nightmare to get out.

This is just an awful story all around from the crime (he's ACCUSED of so far at least) to the timing of this coming out (it sucks a lot of the little remaining fun there is left in college football) to the sobering reminder that the only reason this came out now (not because anyone really wanted justice for the…