Poor thing, first the embarrassment of the picture going viral then the scorn she'll get for body-shaming others by "showing off how impossibly sexy she looks after eating pizza".

The other great thing about this video is it will probably help some poor woman identify the guy who sexually assaulted her.

I like how every time a Gawker site does one of these "Morons on Twitter" posts there's always an abundance of guys who have their profile photo as them with their girlfriend, almost as if they feel extra burden to prove that another human being willingly spends time with them.

I assume this will be adjusted in the offseason for players who cross the goal line. With most newer rules there are always lots of scenarios they don't anticipate when initially proposing it.

I would need to be handcuffed to to a pipe in the basement to keep me from attacking a dinner host that served homemade cranberry sauce instead of canned.

Every time I see an athlete get shit for accepting an offer that people with WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more money than they'll ever earn even in their rather luxurious lifetime made to them, I want to punch a hole in the wall. I don't even like Kobe, but I think it's awesome he actually said that. It's just bullshit…

Oh be gone troll.

This is why precincts should identify their most "rage prone" officers & instead of putting them out there to use excessive force on people in the streets they can send them to sporting events where their brute force will be met with resounding acclaim.

You even vaguely familiar with Deadspin? Or did you just have a Google alert set for "New Jersey" & took a break from endlessly calling WFAN & threatening your wife/girlfriend with violence for being "disrespectful" to defend Rutgers with the passion & anger most save for things that are actually important? You are…

Cool you care so much about it then!

???????

So, can you only SORTA read?

But we both agreed it's not stereotyping! (which to bring just a tad bit of actual thought in this comment you have derailed into mouth-breathing foobaww fan anger, there isn't actually any stereotyping in the comment. Saying things are sad on a campus where a team sucks isn't stereotyping. Big words CAN be cool, but…

Will do! Nope, totally agree it's not ignorant, hateful, or close minded. Right on all 3!

Okay....?

Please let your Jersey/Rutgers pride keep you taking this very seriously. It's so very Jersey.

"Yes, things are THAT sad at USC." is the basic theme I came away with from the signs.

The comment was even funnier when I checked your name, thanks.

This school is such a disgrace it's hard to think just a few years ago Greg Schiano was their star football coach.

The official catalog description for this has to be: